SPICY - FUNNY - RAW

Love’s not dead.

It’s just running late and slightly drunk.

by GALINA MARX GARIN

A Steamy Grumpy-Sunshine Romance

with Rock, Running, and Redemption

She’s a walking disaster with a heavy metal playlist.
He’s a brooding athlete one emotional breakdown away from bolting.
Together? A beautiful, bloody mess.

Cover of Distorted Beat by Galina Marx Garin – a bold, edgy design featuring dark, moody tones with electric accents, hinting

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Because life’s too short to date someone who doesn’t understand the beauty of a broken guitar.

Amy never planned to fall for the brooding human bicep living next door.

Tomasz definitely didn’t plan on falling for the chaos; he barely survived the first time.

But plans are for people who don’t drink espresso at midnight, scream-sing in parking lots, or run from feelings faster than they run marathons.

Between loud guitars, worse decisions, and a slow burn so intense it might technically be illegal, Amy and Tomasz are about to find out: some scars don’t need fixing. Some hearts just need louder music.

Distorted Beat is your next favourite trainwreck:

Grumpy sunshine? Check.
Emotional walls? Check.
Inappropriate jokes at seriouse life problems? Sadly, check.

Come for the heavy riffs. Stay for the wreckage.

Vladimir T., former edtech comrade

“Distorted Beat is like whiskey in a teacup—funny, filthy, and unexpectedly heartfelt. Galina Marx Garin somehow turns emotional baggage, rock riffs, and sexual tension into actual literature. I came for the sarcasm, stayed for the smouldering glances, and left questioning my own emotional availability. 10/10—would emotionally spiral again.”

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